A Russian guide in Georgia who still pronounces “qvevri” with suspicious confidence and occasionally pretends to understand every supra rule. I show Tbilisi, mountains, wine, khachapuri and local legends with love, curiosity and a healthy fear of the next toast. I know where it’s beautiful, where it’s tasty, where not to buy a fridge magnet for 40 lari, and how to survive the phrase “just one more glass.” I won’t turn you Georgian in one day, but I can help you fall for Georgia properly — with fewer clichés and better snacks.